Fall Vibes: 5 Crochet Pumpkins, A Halloween Playlist, and Zero Regrets
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I'm Not Mad at H-E-B's Halloween Candy Display, I'm Mad at Summer
It's still over 90 degrees out, but I’ve already crocheted five pumpkins, one fall leaf, and fully committed to a Halloween playlist I started listening to in July. This episode is a fully unhinged, very funny confession about why fall is more than a season for me—it's a mood I have to manufacture by force.
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Chapters / Timestamps
00:00 – Intro
01:52 – Welcome
02:19 – I’m Unhinged
03:34 – Fall is a Mood
04:36 – My Epiphany
05:52 – Fighting Summer with Crochet Pumpkins
06:55 – Sign-off
Host Bio
Caitlin Kindred is the host of Not Quite Grownup, a podcast for moms navigating the gap between who they're "supposed" to be and the messy, real version of adulthood.
Sources & Mentions
H-E-B—referenced for its early seasonal displays (Halloween candy, Día de los Muertos decor) and, lovingly, for "doing the Lord's work"
My favorite Halloween playlist, including "Werewolves of London" and "Thriller," (started playing this in July)
Black Panther—mentioned as background viewing during a crochet session
Email list signup—link at the top of the show notes for anyone who wants to see those famous crocheted pumpkins
Embracing the Fall Vibes
So, here’s the thing. I’m not just crocheting for the sake of it. I’m on a mission! I want to summon fall like a sorceress. And let me tell you, it’s not easy when the sun is blazing down on you like it’s auditioning for a role in a summer blockbuster. But I’ve got my crochet hook, my yarn, and a fierce determination to make autumn happen.
The Great Pumpkin Conspiracy
You see, I’ve got five crocheted pumpkins sitting proudly on my mantle. Each one is a testament to my commitment to fall. And yes, I know it’s still over 90 degrees outside, but that’s not going to stop me. I’m wearing my “I Got a Rock” Peanuts Halloween T-shirt, surrounded by my creations, and feeling like a total fall queen.
The Candle Chronicles
And let’s not forget about my fall candle. It’s burning bright, even if the weather outside is more suited for a beach day than a cozy evening. I light it out of sheer spite. I mean, who says I can’t have my fall vibes, even if the universe is trying to thwart me? I might be sweating, but my spirit is soaring!
Why I’m Not Mad at H-E-B
Now, let’s talk about H-E-B. I used to get annoyed when I saw Halloween candy in stores in August. I’d roll my eyes and think, “It’s too soon!” But this year, I had an epiphany. I’m not mad at H-E-B for their early displays. Nope! I’m mad at summer for overstaying its welcome. I mean, come on! Fall should be here already!
The Fight Against Summer
So instead of directing my frustration at H-E-B, I’m channeling it into my crochet projects. Each pumpkin I make is a little battle won against the relentless heat. I’m armed with yarn and a fierce desire for cooler weather. And you know what? It feels good!
The Mood of Fall
Clearly, my brain has decided that fall is more than just a season. It’s a full-on mood. I’ve got my ghost doily, my pumpkins, and my Spotify Halloween playlist that I started listening to in July. Fall is a vibe that I’m determined to create, even if it means crafting my way through the heat.
The Final Word
So, if you’re feeling like summer just won’t quit, join me in my quest for fall! Let’s crochet, light our candles, and embrace the cozy vibes together. And remember, it’s okay to be a little unhinged when it comes to your love for fall.
Until next time, thanks for listening to my unhinged fall ramblings. Love you, mean it. Bye!
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